Therapist: “Are you still feeling anxious about your book release?”
Quinn: “Yeah, I’m really nervous, and the waiting is hard. But I’ve been using my journal.”
Therapist: “That’s great!”
Quinn: “Yep. I’ve been writing one-star reviews of the book, just imagining all of the different things people could hate about it.”
Quinn: “They can’t hurt me more than I’m hurting myself.”
💕🥴 🧠 Quinn’s Anxiety Journal 🧠 🥴 💕
Dee rated it ⭐️
**’Writing is like sex. Some people really suck at it.’**
This book started off bad and quickly became intolerable. Clunky writing, annoying characters, incoherent plot. Soon every word felt like an ice pick through the eyes.
Okay, I’m exaggerating. But it was NOT good. 0.1 stars rounded up.
Nina rated it ⭐️
The sex scenes are super weird and cringey. Like, who puts their mouth there?? Why?? This must be exactly how Quinn has sex, and someone needs to tell her it’s not normal. Eww!
Dr. Thomas Crabthorne, PhD, rated it ⭐️
“Quinn” was once a promising grad student and my advisee. While her enthusiasm was often lacking, she had a desperate compulsion to please authority figures that would have served her well in academia.
So you can imagine my dismay when I learned that she is now using her PhD to write crass “romance” novels about academics engaging in lesbian relations. Worse, her book makes a mockery of our exalted profession by portraying tenured faculty as petulant cranks and bigoted buffoons. A profound disappointment. Zero stars.
Charles rated it ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
This book is so bad, it’s like a win for homophobia.